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snorlaxatives:

MILA KUNIS IS PRGNANT WITH ASHTON KUTCHERS KID IT’S LIKE JACKIE AND KELSO ARE STARTING A FAMILY I’M SO HAPPY

dw:

today i found out that my grandma betty actually used to be named bessie but she legally changed her name because she thought bessie was a cow name and that’s the funniest shit i’ve ever heard

snorlaxatives:

shufflesavwidit:

snorlaxatives:

cigarettes are soooo nasty

LOL, howabout no

you put up a compelling argument

andrewgibby:

every lover is a storm chaser.
every good heart has lost its roof.

multipack:

excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed

chickenyaoi:

straight boys don’t shut their mouths because their lips would be touching and that’s gay

i-effed-it-all-up:

im in one of those periods in my life where i cant focus on anything i cant finish an assignment i cant listen to one song for more than 5 seconds i cant sit through a tv show episode i cant finish a book i cant write a story

all i can do is stare blankly at the wall and wish i had something to do but everything i could do or want to do is just supremely unsatisfying